Episodes Tagged “Coffy the Movie Man”
Episode #188 : Come Back
DJ G & Carman are back with a new box, and Coffy the Movie Man is black from the Bahamas with blue people and dumb white bitches.
Episode #187 : Snowpocalypse
Carman geeks out while DJ G tries to hit rock bottom. Snowed in? G suggests some sexy ways to use your smart phone, and Coffy the Movie man analyzes angelic videos devilishly.
Episode #186 : Exploitation
DJ G & Carman discuss straight etiquette in gay bars and the qualifications for exploitation. Meanwhile, Coffy the Movie Man reports on his avatar and new rating system. You may have just been exploited.
Xmas Special 2009 : Merry Xmas 2009
Last Christmas, we gave you our hearts. This year, we take you on a sleigh ride around the world with some very special holiday music. As promised, Coffy the Movie Man and WWW come down our chimney to remind DJ G that “top 10” is more than just his stats.
Episode #184 : Hot Messy Nom
DJ G & Carman mess around with old yogurt and broken glass, and Coffy makes a mess in his pants over his precious.
Episode #182 : Thanks Giving
DJ G & Carman confabulate coming out on Thanksgiving, criticize auto-DMers and consider eating that pie. WWW & Coffy the Movie Man (who have never been photographed together) both make it back for a second week in a row to help us wish you a gay Thanksgiving!
Episode #181 : Kitty Toucher
Carman gets DJ G in trouble by sexting him a photo of his pixels. WWW & Coffy the Movie Man make brief but fully-clothed appearances.
Episode #178 : Cover Up
DJ G & Carman spread H1N1 1ies. While Carman is busy playing Epic Pet Wars (friend code: nykegrs), WWWilma grows your mustache & Coffy drags G to ghetto TV hell.
Episode #173 : Getting Mad
DJ G & Carman discuss good people and bad people, get mad but not about you, and remind Coffy the Movie Man about his obsession.
Episode #171 : Not My Jaw
Carman is going to need more painkillers if DJ G doesn’t stop talking about MJ. Coffy the Movie Man adds ignorance to injury with his bad taste in movies.
Episode #163 : SwineWow!
Celebrity swine flu outbreak kills 0, votes down gay marriage! But wait! There’s more! Coffy the Movie Man reports on his stereotypically gay obsession.
Episode #161 : Looking at You
Back from an unannounced Easter break, Carman & DJ G try to figure out your musical tastes. Coffy the Movie Man comes black with fast and bi-curious reviews, and Carman reveals behind-the-scenes groupies.
Episode #157 : Bad Kitten
DJ G & Carman discuss bad kittens and felonious children. Then while Carman is quarantined, Coffy the Movie Man defends his xenophobic choice of movies against G’s prejudices. Afterwards, Carman & G teach you how to relax using your hands.
Episode #155 : No Cheezburger
DJ G & Carman discuss obese pets while standing on a box of soap made from human fat. Returning for another sequel, Coffy the Movie Man braves bare breasts to give us a good view of Crystal Lake from his terrace.
Episode #154 : Ricky Sinz
DJ G & Carman double team Ricky “The Hammer” Sinz in a hot oral interview. When Coffy the Movie Man returns to actually review some movies, he isn’t allowed to rent from the back room.
Episode #152 : Coffy
DJ G & Carman invite Coffy the Movie Man to stay in the studio and discuss stuff black people like.
Episode #151 : NSFW Mayhem
V Rock & DJ Lunchbox join DJ G to discuss relationships with your friend’s ex and thick, uncut NSFW tuna. Just as the conversation gets out of womb, Coffy the Movie Man gets scared by unborn brothers, sorority girls and hot teenybopper vampires.
Episode #136 : DJ Lunchbox
DJ Lunchbox from The Very Sexy Wrestling Mayhem Show tries to straighten out The G Spod, but gets his penis bent by a man crush. Pants status: off. Next, Coffy the Movie Man sneaks in to tell you what movies are worth sitting on your hand until it’s numb.
Episode #135 : Chewy
Brit Hip Hop artist Chewy tells DJ G about life as a gay Wookiee. Next, Coffy the Movie Man returns like a boy out of hell to tell us why the wind will never be as scary as vagina.
Episode #134 : New Americans
Coffy the Movie Man thinks he got jungle fever from biting the head of a white meat dark bat, but it turns out he’s just in heat. Next, DJ G & Carman recap the weekend’s New American Music Union in an episode with little music but a lot of music reviews.
Episode #125 : Tristan Mayfield
NYC boy Tristan Mayfield gives his interview virginity to DJ G and lets The G Spod play his unreleased tracks. Next, Coffy the Movie Man shows his sex in the city and finds that he’s too big for the small screen.
Episode #123 : Margaux Towne-Colley
Amazing mom Margaux Towne-Colley catches DJ G up on the latest children’s programming, including her own “Buddy G”. Next, Coffy the Movie Man takes some speed and races to be the first to church on Sunday.
Episode #122 : Eva Soul
DJ G interviews the divalicious Eva Soul about her sultry dance tracks and future moves. Next, Coffy the Movie Man drops his jaw for an iron weapon and loses his direction.
Episode #119 : Birthday Gathering
While DJ G celebrates his birthday with a geeky gathering, Coffy reviews his island of misty men. Next, G rants about fat dog owners and skinny American Idols. Last, Our Dear Queer breaks a mended relationship.
Episode #118 : Schoolmistress Dawn
DJ G responds to comments about big issues, and brings on intellectual fag hag Dawn Papuga to continue the discussion using big words. Next, Coffy the Movie Man uses a plethora of words to review his prom night with the Demon Barber of Fleet Street.