Episode #171
Comedy,
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Carman is going to need more painkillers if DJ G doesn’t stop talking about MJ. Coffy the Movie Man adds ignorance to injury with his bad taste in movies.
Milke
“Maybe I’m Crazy” (mp3)
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Todd Terry
“Special Feeling” (mp3)
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My stream of consciousness during the super-hero segment:
I think I’d want omniscience.
No, that would be too much to handle.
Is time travel a superpower?
In Twilight, the vampires’ superpowers related to the traits they had before they were vampires.
Like if you were perceptive to others’ feelings, you’d gain the power to read minds.
Or if you were especially intuitive, you’d gain the power to see the future.
Don’t mention Twilight.
If you mention Twilight, Carman won’t think you’re smart anymore.
But going with that theory, if you were a super cock sucker pre-vampire, what would that turn you into?
Now you have to mention it.
Was that insightful?
I tend to be around kids quite often, and there have been times, especially after long, exhausting days of their antics, that I really am oblivious to their hijinks, and it takes a dirty look to get me to snap to it. I agree that kids want to be disciplined, but I’ve found that no parent does.
If you were a super cock sucker pre-vampire, that would turn you into a gay vampire. So you’d be Tom Cruise.
A straight female too? Or just the gay men? Is becoming Tom Cruise the only option?
…seems more like a punishment.
I’m not convinced that straight women can do it as well as gay men. Women choke easily.
Choke easily? If that’s your only reason, I can assure you that you’re wrong.
Words cannot convince me.
Let’s see if I can be a listener with insight. First, Carmen I hope your face gets to feeling better…not sinus problems ? On the acupuncture my mother swore by it for the whole 24 hours she quit smoking after the procedure…it didn’t work. A freind of mine says he has a freind that smoked for 40 years and got another version that uses laser’s on the same points and he hasn’t smoked since. G, you killed me with the editing on the MJ segment(dun dun dun dun dun). Listen to my show #67 Hutch III says you’re the sammich king! We also have parallel segments concerning the little bastards running the streets with no respect! problem with this is that they turn out to be big bastards running the streets….lack of fathers is the problem I’m afraid. Good show as usual