A Homo Says What?
Posted by
DJ G on
Oct 19, 2009
I understand that showing food on TV commercials is to remind you to pick up the ever delicious Swanson Dinner, Post Cereal, or whatever preservative loaded snack that is fattening up our children.
I also learned long ago that strange concoctions are used to make food look more appealing. Like a white glue mixture used in place of milk to appear more appealing whilst poured over a bowl of Raisin Bran. Ice Cream is often scoops of mashed potatoes covered in motor oil instead of chocolate syrup. Even the steam coming off of a hot dish is a hidden smoking cigarette.
I can accept all this, because they want to make things look irresistible to us and of course, to buy it. However I cannot quite grasp the way that eggs are portrayed.
I don’t mean hard boiled, but they way I prefer to have mine prepared, those sunny side up beauties I can’t wait to dip my toast into. These are almost always under cooked, RUNNY, SLIMY, and not at all something that I want to eat. So I have some questions for the folks over at Eggland’s Best.If commercial food is made to appeal to us, to the point we jump up, run to the kitchen, and fix ourselves the exact dish we just saw on the screen. Or dash to the local grocer’s to buy some Mr’s Paul’s fishsticks. ( Do you like fish sticks?) Then why do we accept that undone eggs look scrumptious and some thing that we would partake of?
Sunny side up eggs seems to be the most shown types of “cooked” eggs in commercials and the most disapointing in my eyes. I often shout out loud during these ads “Salmonella!”, and am amazed that anyone see’s that and says, “yum”. Sorry i just don’t get it. Yuck! Gross! Ughhh!
Ok I guess I have ranted enough. I think I want to eat now. I think I may stick with some veggies until these images are out of my head.
Love ya for reading,
G
Posted by
DJ G on
Oct 08, 2009
Okay I haven’t written since the first one, I promise to get better at keeping up on this blog, and help to keep my partner off my back.
Now when I started this blog I did not expect to have to change the name to “A Fat Faggot Says Nothing, cuz’ he is too busy eating blog….”
Back in January of 2008 I weighed 170 pounds. In April of the same year I quit smoking, of which I am so glad and proud of myself. By August, a mere four months later I was weighing in at a hefty 210. Oh yeah! Two-hundred and ten giant mother fudging pounds!!
Now it is October and I have only gained another 5 pounds since August.
I have never weighed this much, and it is very depressing. It does shit for the way I feel about myself. I do understand that one does gain weight after quitting smoking, and my doctor even said that I should’nt worry about the weight gain right away,as it can cause people to start smoking again. I can relate to that,but not accept it.
The other problem is getting motivated to start doing anything about it. Which is something alot of us have problems doing.
The only thing I can say is that I must start doing something fast cuz’ I aint gettin’ no younger!
I’ll write again about this, and maybe that will help to get the ball rolling.
Thanks for reading, I’m not sure I would.
Posted by
DJ G on
Aug 08, 2009
Trying to figure out what I was going to post first on my new blog was a real challenge. I wasn’t sure if I should explain or even if I had the answer to why I started blogging now after I had been podcasting for almost four years.Why should I want to write a blog?I’m not even good at writing.
Yet here I am and here you are reading it,and asking yourself why I would call it “A Homo says What?”
Cause I’m a homo saying what.Or at least I’m saying something from a gay man’s point of view.Although I do hope as a reader you will come to know that gay is only one part of me so I say that this blog will be from a man that happens to be gay who has an opinion on everything.
Enjoy!
Am I supposed to sign a blog?
sincerely,
dj G
Comedy,
12.09.2008 
Sabrina Shaheen
“Look Into My Eyes” (mp3) 
Ida Corr vs. Fedde le Grand
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Can I post an image of you getting pummeled? We’d have to get a few shots of that.
I was going to post comments on all of the emails but I just go so confused.
Send me your boobs photos instead of G.
KTHXBI.
great Music thanks -
Ms. Shaheen sounds fantastic:) Great episode!
Sabrina’s voice and attitude really made the show fellas….as I said on Twitter Sabrina my wife and I were stunned on your absolute hotness! Good luck in your future parenthood and your career! Good show G and Carman
You guys picked the perfect songs to play. All my favorites. I had to give this episode the proper time and attention it needed. Now I’m even more in love with Sabrina Shaheen. Oh man.
Seriously, though, I’ve had a really terrible week, and Sabrina’s music really, really got me through. I’ve been in such a musical rut lately. Everything sounds the same anymore, so it was wonderful to finally have something unique to listen to. Her voice and lyrics are beautiful, and I’m so thrilled to realize how awesome she is after listening this week. I started clapping right before you introduced “Show Me” and totally startled myself.
Was that too kiss-assy? I don’t care. I love her.
Can’t wait to get my jollies on with the Christmas episode.
Hey,first,is that you singing the intro? Got to know.Good co hosting Carmen.Sabrina has an awesome voice and a unique sound, love it.Look in my eyes is the kind of song where all you need is a hot bubble bath,candles,some wine and your man heating ya all up.Oh yeah! HOT. Sabrina had some awesome insights.Great interview. With her way of thinking,she would have no problem reaching the top,getting tons of fanfare.I liked “In my life” Great song to sing along to.She has such a positive way of thinking,you go girl! Loved the party song!!! It’s a real “shake your ass off” song.I don’t think you would wait any dick shoots from me it would make for bad family moments.LOL. I send the utmost wishes for a very Merry Christmas to you and yours G. Again, great show. X’s
WOW, Sabrina is Hot, not just her looks, but, her music is unique. Sexy sounds, not the usual “pre-packaged” musician/song writer. She has true talent! I have to ask, why are we not hearing more about her? Seems like these days the music business is all about who you know, not your talent. Lets go back to old school and get this girl to the top of the charts where she deserves to be!
Sabrina keep fighting the fight, you are awesome.