A Homo Says What?
Posted by
DJ G on
Oct 19, 2009
I understand that showing food on TV commercials is to remind you to pick up the ever delicious Swanson Dinner, Post Cereal, or whatever preservative loaded snack that is fattening up our children.
I also learned long ago that strange concoctions are used to make food look more appealing. Like a white glue mixture used in place of milk to appear more appealing whilst poured over a bowl of Raisin Bran. Ice Cream is often scoops of mashed potatoes covered in motor oil instead of chocolate syrup. Even the steam coming off of a hot dish is a hidden smoking cigarette.
I can accept all this, because they want to make things look irresistible to us and of course, to buy it. However I cannot quite grasp the way that eggs are portrayed.
I don’t mean hard boiled, but they way I prefer to have mine prepared, those sunny side up beauties I can’t wait to dip my toast into. These are almost always under cooked, RUNNY, SLIMY, and not at all something that I want to eat. So I have some questions for the folks over at Eggland’s Best.If commercial food is made to appeal to us, to the point we jump up, run to the kitchen, and fix ourselves the exact dish we just saw on the screen. Or dash to the local grocer’s to buy some Mr’s Paul’s fishsticks. ( Do you like fish sticks?) Then why do we accept that undone eggs look scrumptious and some thing that we would partake of?
Sunny side up eggs seems to be the most shown types of “cooked” eggs in commercials and the most disapointing in my eyes. I often shout out loud during these ads “Salmonella!”, and am amazed that anyone see’s that and says, “yum”. Sorry i just don’t get it. Yuck! Gross! Ughhh!
Ok I guess I have ranted enough. I think I want to eat now. I think I may stick with some veggies until these images are out of my head.
Love ya for reading,
G
Posted by
DJ G on
Oct 08, 2009
Okay I haven’t written since the first one, I promise to get better at keeping up on this blog, and help to keep my partner off my back.
Now when I started this blog I did not expect to have to change the name to “A Fat Faggot Says Nothing, cuz’ he is too busy eating blog….”
Back in January of 2008 I weighed 170 pounds. In April of the same year I quit smoking, of which I am so glad and proud of myself. By August, a mere four months later I was weighing in at a hefty 210. Oh yeah! Two-hundred and ten giant mother fudging pounds!!
Now it is October and I have only gained another 5 pounds since August.
I have never weighed this much, and it is very depressing. It does shit for the way I feel about myself. I do understand that one does gain weight after quitting smoking, and my doctor even said that I should’nt worry about the weight gain right away,as it can cause people to start smoking again. I can relate to that,but not accept it.
The other problem is getting motivated to start doing anything about it. Which is something alot of us have problems doing.
The only thing I can say is that I must start doing something fast cuz’ I aint gettin’ no younger!
I’ll write again about this, and maybe that will help to get the ball rolling.
Thanks for reading, I’m not sure I would.
Posted by
DJ G on
Aug 08, 2009
Trying to figure out what I was going to post first on my new blog was a real challenge. I wasn’t sure if I should explain or even if I had the answer to why I started blogging now after I had been podcasting for almost four years.Why should I want to write a blog?I’m not even good at writing.
Yet here I am and here you are reading it,and asking yourself why I would call it “A Homo says What?”
Cause I’m a homo saying what.Or at least I’m saying something from a gay man’s point of view.Although I do hope as a reader you will come to know that gay is only one part of me so I say that this blog will be from a man that happens to be gay who has an opinion on everything.
Enjoy!
Am I supposed to sign a blog?
sincerely,
dj G
Comedy,
11.16.2008 
Dudley Saunders
“The Winding Sheet” (mp3)
V&S, Michaela Paige
G you sound really good this week. Glad your back in the swing.
Can I donate the panda to the children’s hospital or something?
Just because it is a remix doesn’t mean it isn’t a Rick-Roll.
Hey Norm,thanks for thinking I sound better,but not quite in the sling yet…oh you said “swing”..well not back in that either.
I think it would be awesome if you gave away the Kung Fu Panda to a sick kid,that’s great!
Did you meet any children in the hospital during your last visit?
I am usually in the hospital about three times a week,but I am never in an area where there are children,so I never see any.Why?Want me to give it to a sick kid?I would so love to do that!!
Gee, you’re sounding good, stay away from the yellow rain! Irish Balad’s on the G-Spod….that’s different. Slan Go Foil…But then the second song morphs into Gordon Lightfoot/Charles Manson ……..dude have someone (with a pistol) in the room with you during the interview if you do it in person haha. Keep up the good work and man be careful even if you are Kung Fu Gee
Hutch Jr.
that video really hit home for me you all have posted up there. I guess his music just knows where to hit a nerve for some people, like you G with that one song, that video hit one for me. actually made me cry. But anyways you do sound better G, And Carman my boobs are getting cold get over here and warm them up damn it!!!!
Sev, great feedback on the video for a very powerful song. I’m sure G will agree.
I’m not sure if G will agree with me warming your breasts, but they would look even bigger in my small hands.
Dudley is hot. The meaning was scary but his voice was really good.The expression of being gay; I say to say it loud and proud for the gay people are the best friends to have and being a sister of a gay brother; I’m proud of him and my love is unconditional for him. Don’t get me started becuz I’m in no way against the same sex marriage thing. I say mind your business right?! What the fuck. I would not like to be peed on eewww thank you. Good show G
What kind of comment do I need to leave in order to win a lifesize poster of a topless Dudley Saunders? I’ve never heard anyone so intelligently defend something so strange. Can you get his opinion on sex with girls?
And then let me know immediately?
I’m so psyched that you’ll be interviewing Sabrina! I’ve been rocking out to her album since Friday. She makes me want girls.
(Apparently, listening to your show heightens my attraction to women and gay men.)
(Is there a word for straight women who are only attracted to gay men? Like, “screwed?”( In the unfun sense?))
Hope all is well with you, G. I’d also say Carman, but I saw him last night. I mean Friday.
Yes Rachel, they’re called “fag hags”, and they are women who failed to marry a nice Ukrainian boy before they turned 30.
Really? I thought that was only for women who have friendships exclusively with gay men.
Rachel, gay man/fag hag relationships run the gamut from platonic friendships to drunken hookups to even marriage and divorce. I’ll let you borrow The Unofficial Gay Manual when I get it back from your ex.
Along with Derrick trying to pick you up Friday night, I think that just confirmed my worst suspicions.
That’s a really nice song by Dudley. Although he does look like a “longhair” in the video ;-)
Loved the podcast with Dudley Saunders! We have been friends since middle school and he has always been a talented, soulful, intelligent individual. He was always ahead of the curve in school, but he was never afraid to be himself and that is what I have always loved about him. He has always been a welcome joy in my life and my family loves him too. His music is art and genius and his performance is silky and smoldering. Yay, Dudley!!!!!
Also loved the podcast in general. (Thought Dudley explained the wet sex issue well, by the way.) You guys are cute. Gay Marriage? ABSOLUTELY!