A Homo Says What?
Posted by
DJ G on
Oct 19, 2009
I understand that showing food on TV commercials is to remind you to pick up the ever delicious Swanson Dinner, Post Cereal, or whatever preservative loaded snack that is fattening up our children.
I also learned long ago that strange concoctions are used to make food look more appealing. Like a white glue mixture used in place of milk to appear more appealing whilst poured over a bowl of Raisin Bran. Ice Cream is often scoops of mashed potatoes covered in motor oil instead of chocolate syrup. Even the steam coming off of a hot dish is a hidden smoking cigarette.
I can accept all this, because they want to make things look irresistible to us and of course, to buy it. However I cannot quite grasp the way that eggs are portrayed.
I don’t mean hard boiled, but they way I prefer to have mine prepared, those sunny side up beauties I can’t wait to dip my toast into. These are almost always under cooked, RUNNY, SLIMY, and not at all something that I want to eat. So I have some questions for the folks over at Eggland’s Best.If commercial food is made to appeal to us, to the point we jump up, run to the kitchen, and fix ourselves the exact dish we just saw on the screen. Or dash to the local grocer’s to buy some Mr’s Paul’s fishsticks. ( Do you like fish sticks?) Then why do we accept that undone eggs look scrumptious and some thing that we would partake of?
Sunny side up eggs seems to be the most shown types of “cooked” eggs in commercials and the most disapointing in my eyes. I often shout out loud during these ads “Salmonella!”, and am amazed that anyone see’s that and says, “yum”. Sorry i just don’t get it. Yuck! Gross! Ughhh!
Ok I guess I have ranted enough. I think I want to eat now. I think I may stick with some veggies until these images are out of my head.
Love ya for reading,
G
Posted by
DJ G on
Oct 08, 2009
Okay I haven’t written since the first one, I promise to get better at keeping up on this blog, and help to keep my partner off my back.
Now when I started this blog I did not expect to have to change the name to “A Fat Faggot Says Nothing, cuz’ he is too busy eating blog….”
Back in January of 2008 I weighed 170 pounds. In April of the same year I quit smoking, of which I am so glad and proud of myself. By August, a mere four months later I was weighing in at a hefty 210. Oh yeah! Two-hundred and ten giant mother fudging pounds!!
Now it is October and I have only gained another 5 pounds since August.
I have never weighed this much, and it is very depressing. It does shit for the way I feel about myself. I do understand that one does gain weight after quitting smoking, and my doctor even said that I should’nt worry about the weight gain right away,as it can cause people to start smoking again. I can relate to that,but not accept it.
The other problem is getting motivated to start doing anything about it. Which is something alot of us have problems doing.
The only thing I can say is that I must start doing something fast cuz’ I aint gettin’ no younger!
I’ll write again about this, and maybe that will help to get the ball rolling.
Thanks for reading, I’m not sure I would.
Posted by
DJ G on
Aug 08, 2009
Trying to figure out what I was going to post first on my new blog was a real challenge. I wasn’t sure if I should explain or even if I had the answer to why I started blogging now after I had been podcasting for almost four years.Why should I want to write a blog?I’m not even good at writing.
Yet here I am and here you are reading it,and asking yourself why I would call it “A Homo says What?”
Cause I’m a homo saying what.Or at least I’m saying something from a gay man’s point of view.Although I do hope as a reader you will come to know that gay is only one part of me so I say that this blog will be from a man that happens to be gay who has an opinion on everything.
Enjoy!
Am I supposed to sign a blog?
sincerely,
dj G
Comedy,
10.21.2008 
Designer Drugs
Kat Fader
“Come With Me” (mp3) 
Victor Imbres, Rob Davis, Fransisca London
Great show, great recap. I am a little upset though. Myself excluded, no one tried to grab my boobies.
We had a blast at Podcamp! Especially the after-after party! You gotta meet people the SIDT way, we don’t actually care what people think of us! :)
If I grabbed Dawn’s boobs she would kick my ass! :) Sooooo, VROCK, we should bump uglies some time! :)
That’s funny, I had some serious gas myself! I just released when outside smoking! I want to fart on lunchbox right now!
You guys missed the flaming Dr. Peppers at the after-after party! FIRE!
Great show guys, we gotta do an SIDT/Gspod/WMS joint show sometime!
Thanks for the shout out! CHEERS fuckers!
Mindbling, I’ll totally grab your boobs.
Sick Puppy, you still can’t. But we should definitely do an SIDT/G Spod/WMS joint show, or a “joint” show. With Flaming Dr. Peppers. Remind me to tell you a mildly amusing story about a guy from Penn State who should’ve been able to handle his alcohol and a Flaming Dr. Pepper.
Or I can tell you a more amusing story about a guy who should’ve been able to handle his weed, a hose, a circular saw, and firemen.
I’m off to go fart on Lunchbox.
Can we do a show with SDIT/Gspod/WMS where everyone grabs my boobs, drinks flaming Dr. Peppers, and farts? Because that could potentially get picked up by a Network. Just sayin …
i had such a blast doing the show you guys! if you guys ever need help again just let me know. maybe next time i can keep my nerves under control so i don’t stutter like a retard. lol
doing a Gspod/WMS/SIDT show is a fantastic idea! i already know it will be hilarious.
i’ve never had a Flaming Dr. Pepper so one of these times i’ll have to try one.
mindbling if it will help any i’ll grab ur tatta’s next time i see you ;) lol
i call dibs in farting on Lunchbox. only cuz i’ll see him first :p
Great to see all of you comment!
V-Rock: you were awesome on the show,come back real soon!
Sick Puppy:,try not to be jealous,but I do get alot of titty action,sorry man.And it would be fun for all of us to get together and do some kinda crazy show!
Mindbling:don’t worry one day you’ll get your chance.
Mindbling, I heard you had a meeting with Lunchbox tonight. I had better learn that a boob was grabbed and someone farted.
There were no boobies grabbed, but when I hugged him goodbye I totally mooshed myself up against him. I do not know if anyone farted.
I will be sure and crop dust someone at our show recording this weekend with MindBling all the while grasping her mammaries.
Trying to figure out if my basement would be big enough for a joint show…
Great show guys. V-Rock is getting better on the mic, and as always, I question so many things about DJLunchbox…
Puppy, it’s so cute that you and Spoon are starting to look alike. How long have you two been together now?
Sorg, Lunchbox never returned my copy of The Joy of Gay Sex. He’s had it since that night. You know how he likes comics.
HA! Yeah, not sure why it did that, same thing happens when posting to Mr. Dirby’s site!
Sick Pup, the email address you used must be associated with this account: http://www.mybloglog.com/buzz/members/fatherspoon/. Changing the email address and creating your own MyBlogLog account will fix it.
John — I’m going to go ahead and consider that a double entendre.
Also.
I really enjoyed hearing your PodCamp summary, G. I’m glad our awkwardness mixes well. I wouldn’t mind more after party moments with you.
And I’ll be tuning in, in the future, especially for John’s soft voice. For several reasons.
Actually, I’m pretty sure I’ve never heard such a sexy compilation of man sound. The only thing missing was a phone-in from Jack.
I’m going to be in trouble.
I guess I’m going to have to watch out for Rachel,although I will say…”na na na na na na…you cant have him..ha ha ha ha ha!Still love you girl,and what a great time I had feeling uncomfortable together at the after party!Let’s do it agin sometime!
I think someone needs to feel mindblings breasts,other than a gay man,she sounds like she needs it.
My boobs wanted me to tell you that they are just fine, thank you very much.
Great shows!!! I listened to #142 and #143. Xavier is hot. I’m with you on working with a headache sucking and as bad as eatting vagina,don’t like either myself thank you very much. Anyway, I’m real proud of you and your so fuckin talented. I intend to listed more often.The show is interesting,funny and I love the music you play.Great job big brother!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“Get the fuck over it” Bullseye G, I talked to her during the afterparty about her cooking show…she didn’t even check out Groceria Italiana or Donatelli’s during her research WTF ??? Cool show, even for a straight dude…cya
Well Hutch,I’m glad to hear that heterosexuals tune in and enjoy themselves,just keep listening,that is however how we convert is through sound tones…LOL.
I’m thrilled to see that you agreed with me about certain things I said in the show,it lets me know that I was not the only one who sees this bullshit go on!1
Thanks again Hutch(what a sexy name BTW)
xoxoxoxoxxx,
G
Mindbling:thank your boobs for me,and I’m glad to know that they are good.Of course I’ll need to get a good feel to see how good!
xoxoxoxoxxx,
G
Great show guys!
Love that funky music too (had a bit of a halloween touch).
xoxo
Sparkle Girl
Hey Super Cunt – you ass crack addict! Loved this gspot, err I mean Gspod episode! Love the hostess with the mostest! Can I have her with a can of whip cream?
*Chomp Chomp*