April Fools

Episode #115

explicit Comedy, 03.29.2008

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What are two drunk straight men doing passed out in our album artwork? Father Hummingbird must have brought Keystone. While Strom and Huelsman sleep it off, Carman and DJ G respond to your comments on Coffy, Our Dear Queer, bitches and lesbians.

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  1. [...] to The G Spod for coming onto the show this [...]

    The StromHuelsman Podcast » Episode 12 - The Bait and Switch on 01.04.2008 @ 2:52 PM

  2. Sorry Guys,

    Heard my Letter on the GSpod!!!! Sorry I gave my address incorrect, but I sent this as a correction. As Far as Frasier in My Comments, I was meaning He and OUR DEAR QUEER gives advice and are “BOTH LISTENING”… Thanks for another awesome show.

    Dan

    Dan on 01.04.2008 @ 7:53 PM

  3. Brian and I had a blast doing this show. It was one of the most fun in a long time. Thanks for letting us take control and allowing us to produce the first ever episode of “America’s Real Straight Podcast.”

    And for all of you who need your Dj G fix check out episode 12 of The StromHuelsman Podcast.

    Enjoy.

    Norm Huelsman on 01.04.2008 @ 11:41 PM

  4. SO famous now! :)

    Thanks for responding to my comment! I’ll gladly tell you about the whole “cat extermination” ordeal another time, complete with ranting and raving. I did want to add, though, that my parents rescued a full bred huskey from a shelter, so you don’t necessarily have to go to a breeder for full blooded and certified pets. As you know I rescued my one cat, and the other was given to me for my brithday and is a pure bred Seal Point Bi-colour short haired Himalayan (there’s a mouthful!). My friends went through two months of paperwork and “house checks” before they were allowed to rescue the cat from the shelter. They had to tell the shelter that they were keeping Tybalt, otherwise they wouldn’t let them adopt because giving pets as gifts is one of the main reason they end up back in shelters. I’m glad they dwent through all the trouble, but I understand the need for shelters to make sure adoptive homes aren’t going to just end up tossing the new pet back into the street.

    Great show, hilarious spoof (Fish?! I don’t think I’ve heard *that* before!), and a good time as always!

    Dawn on 02.04.2008 @ 12:20 AM

  5. Where has Sheila been??

    If and when she comes back, can you ask her to please speak up? She often sounds like she is standing 5 feet away from the mic. Thanks!

    funkyskull on 02.04.2008 @ 1:55 AM

  6. Dan, you are now the man.

    Dawn, your cat sounds like a prince. It is a shame that your friends have had to go through so much to rescue an animal, but the shelters have good reason. I rescued a cat in college because a fraternity brother had bought one for his girlfriend and one for himself, and was not caring for him. His name was Chester, and when I got him he smelled like weed.

    funkyskull, we keep Sheila five feet away from everything. I’m sure she’ll be back after her reassignment.

    Carman on 02.04.2008 @ 12:20 PM

  7. G Bitch!!!!!!! Like I give a flying shit what you think about my desires of acquiring a Newfie, no sweat off my balls!!!!!! But I do need to say, you also finding a cat in a dumpster…now what a great euphemism for you pulling your skank ass out of a dumpster after a weekend bender!!!! And finally a guest host, what finally saved enough cash to have those pesky anal warts removed?!?!?!?
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    BTW Happy Belated April Fool’s Fool!!!! Ya, know I luz ya too much to get bent over your opinion being different than mine!!! YES listeners, G really isn’t a drunk ( bitch has been in recovery 75yrs now) and as for anal warts, that’s highly unlikely, no one wants near his ass to give em to him!!! Truly, he is a great guy, I have known him for a bit. Carman as well is a good guy, I don’t know him all that well, hopefully I may get the opportunity in future.
    That being said…G gotta tell ya, hooked on phonics worked wonders for ya… New-found-land, hahahahahahahahah. Carman had it correct!!!!!!

    John on 02.04.2008 @ 2:17 PM

  8. Carman always has it correct. And a bad case of warts.

    Carman on 02.04.2008 @ 2:20 PM

  9. The April Fool’s stuff was great, and Brian and Norm held their own hosting the G-Spod. Nice going all the way around.

    One other thing — keep talking about pet adoptions. My wife and I have had two cats — one we adopted from a shelter and a stray who kind of adopted us — and we would never consider another way of bringing our next family member into our lives, especially not when there are so many that need a good home.

    Uncle Crappy on 02.04.2008 @ 4:06 PM

  10. boy, do i love a good crossover special. what do we think the audience for ‘america’s real straight podcast’ looks like?

    ann on 07.04.2008 @ 11:09 AM

  11. [...] Finally we play some of the commercials and pieces we did for our April fools episode of the G Spod. Including the original ending to the episode that we did so G had a guide for how to [...]

    The StromHuelsman Podcast » Outtakes 2 on 04.10.2008 @ 2:25 PM

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