A Homo Says What?
Posted by
DJ G on
Oct 19, 2009
I understand that showing food on TV commercials is to remind you to pick up the ever delicious Swanson Dinner, Post Cereal, or whatever preservative loaded snack that is fattening up our children.
I also learned long ago that strange concoctions are used to make food look more appealing. Like a white glue mixture used in place of milk to appear more appealing whilst poured over a bowl of Raisin Bran. Ice Cream is often scoops of mashed potatoes covered in motor oil instead of chocolate syrup. Even the steam coming off of a hot dish is a hidden smoking cigarette.
I can accept all this, because they want to make things look irresistible to us and of course, to buy it. However I cannot quite grasp the way that eggs are portrayed.
I don’t mean hard boiled, but they way I prefer to have mine prepared, those sunny side up beauties I can’t wait to dip my toast into. These are almost always under cooked, RUNNY, SLIMY, and not at all something that I want to eat. So I have some questions for the folks over at Eggland’s Best.If commercial food is made to appeal to us, to the point we jump up, run to the kitchen, and fix ourselves the exact dish we just saw on the screen. Or dash to the local grocer’s to buy some Mr’s Paul’s fishsticks. ( Do you like fish sticks?) Then why do we accept that undone eggs look scrumptious and some thing that we would partake of?
Sunny side up eggs seems to be the most shown types of “cooked” eggs in commercials and the most disapointing in my eyes. I often shout out loud during these ads “Salmonella!”, and am amazed that anyone see’s that and says, “yum”. Sorry i just don’t get it. Yuck! Gross! Ughhh!
Ok I guess I have ranted enough. I think I want to eat now. I think I may stick with some veggies until these images are out of my head.
Love ya for reading,
G
Posted by
DJ G on
Oct 08, 2009
Okay I haven’t written since the first one, I promise to get better at keeping up on this blog, and help to keep my partner off my back.
Now when I started this blog I did not expect to have to change the name to “A Fat Faggot Says Nothing, cuz’ he is too busy eating blog….”
Back in January of 2008 I weighed 170 pounds. In April of the same year I quit smoking, of which I am so glad and proud of myself. By August, a mere four months later I was weighing in at a hefty 210. Oh yeah! Two-hundred and ten giant mother fudging pounds!!
Now it is October and I have only gained another 5 pounds since August.
I have never weighed this much, and it is very depressing. It does shit for the way I feel about myself. I do understand that one does gain weight after quitting smoking, and my doctor even said that I should’nt worry about the weight gain right away,as it can cause people to start smoking again. I can relate to that,but not accept it.
The other problem is getting motivated to start doing anything about it. Which is something alot of us have problems doing.
The only thing I can say is that I must start doing something fast cuz’ I aint gettin’ no younger!
I’ll write again about this, and maybe that will help to get the ball rolling.
Thanks for reading, I’m not sure I would.
Posted by
DJ G on
Aug 08, 2009
Trying to figure out what I was going to post first on my new blog was a real challenge. I wasn’t sure if I should explain or even if I had the answer to why I started blogging now after I had been podcasting for almost four years.Why should I want to write a blog?I’m not even good at writing.
Yet here I am and here you are reading it,and asking yourself why I would call it “A Homo says What?”
Cause I’m a homo saying what.Or at least I’m saying something from a gay man’s point of view.Although I do hope as a reader you will come to know that gay is only one part of me so I say that this blog will be from a man that happens to be gay who has an opinion on everything.
Enjoy!
Am I supposed to sign a blog?
sincerely,
dj G
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Sorry Guys,
Heard my Letter on the GSpod!!!! Sorry I gave my address incorrect, but I sent this as a correction. As Far as Frasier in My Comments, I was meaning He and OUR DEAR QUEER gives advice and are “BOTH LISTENING”… Thanks for another awesome show.
Dan
Brian and I had a blast doing this show. It was one of the most fun in a long time. Thanks for letting us take control and allowing us to produce the first ever episode of “America’s Real Straight Podcast.”
And for all of you who need your Dj G fix check out episode 12 of The StromHuelsman Podcast.
Enjoy.
SO famous now! :)
Thanks for responding to my comment! I’ll gladly tell you about the whole “cat extermination” ordeal another time, complete with ranting and raving. I did want to add, though, that my parents rescued a full bred huskey from a shelter, so you don’t necessarily have to go to a breeder for full blooded and certified pets. As you know I rescued my one cat, and the other was given to me for my brithday and is a pure bred Seal Point Bi-colour short haired Himalayan (there’s a mouthful!). My friends went through two months of paperwork and “house checks” before they were allowed to rescue the cat from the shelter. They had to tell the shelter that they were keeping Tybalt, otherwise they wouldn’t let them adopt because giving pets as gifts is one of the main reason they end up back in shelters. I’m glad they dwent through all the trouble, but I understand the need for shelters to make sure adoptive homes aren’t going to just end up tossing the new pet back into the street.
Great show, hilarious spoof (Fish?! I don’t think I’ve heard *that* before!), and a good time as always!
Where has Sheila been??
If and when she comes back, can you ask her to please speak up? She often sounds like she is standing 5 feet away from the mic. Thanks!
Dan, you are now the man.
Dawn, your cat sounds like a prince. It is a shame that your friends have had to go through so much to rescue an animal, but the shelters have good reason. I rescued a cat in college because a fraternity brother had bought one for his girlfriend and one for himself, and was not caring for him. His name was Chester, and when I got him he smelled like weed.
funkyskull, we keep Sheila five feet away from everything. I’m sure she’ll be back after her reassignment.
G Bitch!!!!!!! Like I give a flying shit what you think about my desires of acquiring a Newfie, no sweat off my balls!!!!!! But I do need to say, you also finding a cat in a dumpster…now what a great euphemism for you pulling your skank ass out of a dumpster after a weekend bender!!!! And finally a guest host, what finally saved enough cash to have those pesky anal warts removed?!?!?!?
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BTW Happy Belated April Fool’s Fool!!!! Ya, know I luz ya too much to get bent over your opinion being different than mine!!! YES listeners, G really isn’t a drunk ( bitch has been in recovery 75yrs now) and as for anal warts, that’s highly unlikely, no one wants near his ass to give em to him!!! Truly, he is a great guy, I have known him for a bit. Carman as well is a good guy, I don’t know him all that well, hopefully I may get the opportunity in future.
That being said…G gotta tell ya, hooked on phonics worked wonders for ya… New-found-land, hahahahahahahahah. Carman had it correct!!!!!!
Carman always has it correct. And a bad case of warts.
The April Fool’s stuff was great, and Brian and Norm held their own hosting the G-Spod. Nice going all the way around.
One other thing — keep talking about pet adoptions. My wife and I have had two cats — one we adopted from a shelter and a stray who kind of adopted us — and we would never consider another way of bringing our next family member into our lives, especially not when there are so many that need a good home.
boy, do i love a good crossover special. what do we think the audience for ‘america’s real straight podcast’ looks like?
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