A Homo Says What?
Posted by
DJ G on
Oct 19, 2009
I understand that showing food on TV commercials is to remind you to pick up the ever delicious Swanson Dinner, Post Cereal, or whatever preservative loaded snack that is fattening up our children.
I also learned long ago that strange concoctions are used to make food look more appealing. Like a white glue mixture used in place of milk to appear more appealing whilst poured over a bowl of Raisin Bran. Ice Cream is often scoops of mashed potatoes covered in motor oil instead of chocolate syrup. Even the steam coming off of a hot dish is a hidden smoking cigarette.
I can accept all this, because they want to make things look irresistible to us and of course, to buy it. However I cannot quite grasp the way that eggs are portrayed.
I don’t mean hard boiled, but they way I prefer to have mine prepared, those sunny side up beauties I can’t wait to dip my toast into. These are almost always under cooked, RUNNY, SLIMY, and not at all something that I want to eat. So I have some questions for the folks over at Eggland’s Best.If commercial food is made to appeal to us, to the point we jump up, run to the kitchen, and fix ourselves the exact dish we just saw on the screen. Or dash to the local grocer’s to buy some Mr’s Paul’s fishsticks. ( Do you like fish sticks?) Then why do we accept that undone eggs look scrumptious and some thing that we would partake of?
Sunny side up eggs seems to be the most shown types of “cooked” eggs in commercials and the most disapointing in my eyes. I often shout out loud during these ads “Salmonella!”, and am amazed that anyone see’s that and says, “yum”. Sorry i just don’t get it. Yuck! Gross! Ughhh!
Ok I guess I have ranted enough. I think I want to eat now. I think I may stick with some veggies until these images are out of my head.
Love ya for reading,
G
Posted by
DJ G on
Oct 08, 2009
Okay I haven’t written since the first one, I promise to get better at keeping up on this blog, and help to keep my partner off my back.
Now when I started this blog I did not expect to have to change the name to “A Fat Faggot Says Nothing, cuz’ he is too busy eating blog….”
Back in January of 2008 I weighed 170 pounds. In April of the same year I quit smoking, of which I am so glad and proud of myself. By August, a mere four months later I was weighing in at a hefty 210. Oh yeah! Two-hundred and ten giant mother fudging pounds!!
Now it is October and I have only gained another 5 pounds since August.
I have never weighed this much, and it is very depressing. It does shit for the way I feel about myself. I do understand that one does gain weight after quitting smoking, and my doctor even said that I should’nt worry about the weight gain right away,as it can cause people to start smoking again. I can relate to that,but not accept it.
The other problem is getting motivated to start doing anything about it. Which is something alot of us have problems doing.
The only thing I can say is that I must start doing something fast cuz’ I aint gettin’ no younger!
I’ll write again about this, and maybe that will help to get the ball rolling.
Thanks for reading, I’m not sure I would.
Posted by
DJ G on
Aug 08, 2009
Trying to figure out what I was going to post first on my new blog was a real challenge. I wasn’t sure if I should explain or even if I had the answer to why I started blogging now after I had been podcasting for almost four years.Why should I want to write a blog?I’m not even good at writing.
Yet here I am and here you are reading it,and asking yourself why I would call it “A Homo says What?”
Cause I’m a homo saying what.Or at least I’m saying something from a gay man’s point of view.Although I do hope as a reader you will come to know that gay is only one part of me so I say that this blog will be from a man that happens to be gay who has an opinion on everything.
Enjoy!
Am I supposed to sign a blog?
sincerely,
dj G
Comedy,
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Hi Guys,
Love your show! I am a newer listener of about two months now. I find it funny, crazy and great to listen to as I have my morning coffee. Speaking of coffee, I love the “Coffy Man”, he is awesome! And “Our Dear Queer” is like the “Frazier Show” on TV. He should use the slogan, “This is “Our Dear Queer” and YES, I am Listening!” Thanks to all you guys for the entertainment.
Dan
Dan,
Thanks for the comment, you have cheered me up. We love learning about our listeners and how they listen to our show. Where are you from? What do you look like nude? How have we offended you?
We’d love to get our listeners more involved in the show, and inviting them to comment on the site is a start. If you have any other ideas, I am listening!
John
Can please just say that you both are 100% on about pet “owners” who dump pets to move into new places. When I was in grad school, our campus was infested with cats that students would get as kittens their freshman year, never have fixed, and then when they graduated they’d abandon them on campus. It was heartbreaking! I actually rescued one of my cats from campus when he was just about 3 months. Someone dumped him in a dumpster. Bastards. The problem was so bad that the university had to “exterminate” the stray population (we’re talking well over 1000 cats here). Some of us were so outraged that we were able to find a woman who was willing to take as many as we could save and have spayed or neutered(the local vet only charged us a % to have each cat fixed). She had an insane amount of land that she kept rescued animals on. So we were able to raise enough money to save 350-something cats. Even though it helped, I still feel sick about the ones we couldn’t help.
What the hell… I’m never mushy like this. Thanks a lot!
~D
Hey Dawn,
Thank you for your comments concerning the discussion we had on pet owners.
I’m glad we got you thinking about this horrible problem,and I was very upset by the story you told.This is exactly what we meant to convey when we brought this subject to light.We will be reading this comment on a future episode,and we appreciate you listening to the show,stay tuned for more!
xoxoxoxoxx,
G
Thanks for the shout out. I am disappointed to report I’ve not received ANY applications from men or women after my 15 seconds of fame on the StromHuelsman podcast. What the fuck? Hopefully with help from my new friends at the the GSpod I’ll get some love from the ladies.
Jessica,
I’m no expert in the field of sapphic love, but I’ve had fraternity brothers who studied the subject, so I may be able to offer some advice: Keystone.
After a few ’stones it will be more comfortable for you to remove your clothes and take a proper dating photo. Next, sign up for a free account at Gravatar.com, and use one of your new photos as your avatar that will display every time you post a comment here or on Strom Huelsman.
Or maybe you should just come on The G Spod, and we can take a tasteful portrait of you for the album artwork. I recommend you study your Lesbian Kama Sutra first.
Carmen, there ain’t no way the listeners hate y’all!!!! As “G” mentioned some of us may just be stuck in old habits, well this Lovin’ y’all listener (albeit a sporadic one as of late) is gonna break away from the past and send comments via your fancy schmancy site, from this point forward!!!!
First off, listening at work, so my typical practice of listening, note-taking, then commenting is shit to the wind. Coherency may not flow so well, forgive me!!!!!
“Clitstradamus”, now that is a mouthful!!!! I hope some lucky ‘bian’s resume is chosen, as it is apparent the str8 bois just can’t appreciate this girl.
Kinda torn here in regards to the pet abandonment/purebreed section of the show. I am a BIG animal lover (currently 2 big moose dogs and a cat)and to this point all my pets, past and present have been short on “breeding”, with the exception of one purebred Yorkie, which was a rescue. Now here is my quandry, in future (a few years when my chow mix has left me, obviously an inevitability) I have every intention of getting a full breed Newfoundland. Before you express your anger and disdain, let me explain, this is an animal that I adore. This is an animal that is often abandoned, mainly because they look so bear-cublike as a pup but quickly grow to be a massive beast of a dog. Now before you ask, “why not rescue?”, let me tell you that I have gone that route to no avail. It is actually almost akin to adopting a child, literally. We had to prove home ownership, release vet records of prior pets, had to have a home inspection and various other scrutinies. Lo and behold, we were denied, the reason being a vet record on our chow mix revealed an “aggression”. Well, also included in the vet record was the explanation that a vet tech had “cut” deep into the quick when trimming his nails. This was repeatedly overlooked. We had no real proof but heavy suspicions that it had nothing to do with Nero’s aggression but much more to do with our “lifestyle” As I said this is mainly conjecture on our part but it has put me in a position to pay big bucks for an animal that I truly love. Tha t being said, I hope I am not now on your HATE list!!!
Hey, Coffy is on and I am busy, so I am not sure my client base is ready for two dicks up and a testicular snap!!! So I am off to let you digest part one. Look for me later!!!
OOPS, Carman
I am but one man.
Thanks boys.
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